Robinette is WAY too cunty to be Joe Biden's middle name. she should be a goth trans girl you met at a gas station not the 46th president of the united states

[INT. Upper East Side Bar - NIGHT]

Carrie [V.O]: I owed Big an explanation for that pic of Aidan in my snapchat story but navigating my love life was harder than navigating my iOS.

Miranda: The only app that needs updating is my luck with men

Samantha: Encrypt my vag

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

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deeply and passionately kissing a maiden named iced water

This is camp

system of an up. i smile when angels deserve to live